1029 geary

where do i begin? First of all, i’m just glad sarah blackmailed the landlord into letting us pay rent late every month. Or not pay at all. Will someone please come over and throw that mouse on the sticky trap out the window? Cause i cant cook if that thng is crying and screaming next to me(very sad). Oh here comes francisco the maintenence man. He doesnt speak any english but he manages to TALK SO MUCH and wears hilarious t shirts. I wonder if he moved here cause his name is francisco. Doesnt he live in the basement? I just saw him out the window wearing a mask, and he waved. Im not lying

Floor 1 smells like mexico. Floor 2 smells like curry. 48 smells like bacon and mildew. at least we always have hot water. No thats an understatement. Its scalding. “hi brian, my cieling is leaking, there are cracks on the walls, and our neighbors blast music at 5 AM” “Oh yeah, well you know whats a good idea is NOT spraying ketchup on their door.” Well then we’ll throw eggs instead, (it worked with 38). Hands down, the ugliest, creepiest, most urinated-in elevator in the tenderloin. In the world actually. That is if you ever manage to press the button enough times to get the thing to your floor. The roof was pretty cool, but didnt some girl fall off on her birthday? God thats depressing. its too cold to ever go up there anyway, and francisco might close the door and lock you up there

Theres always a hooker waiting outside of 44. Usually not the midget one that im scared of (thank god), but i think she’s been around a few times. Also there used to be this gay black guy who lurked around the back stairs and offered blow jobs. In fact i think he would actually pay you. I never saw him, but he offered jake $200 last christmas. Ho ho ho. Out the front door is CLUUUUB ELEMENT and the dirtiest porn store with a tacky marquee. Why does element have a line out the door when I go to school in the morning? Im baffled every time. Lock the door cause if not you just might be surprised with a drunk mexican in your apartment. Actually a drunk mexican that cant get out of your apartment because the door just happened to break at that very moment. Every door is broken. lock the door. The new roommate always forgets. And thats why that room always smelled so bad